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Post  trickynik on Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:58 pm

"Disco didn't die, it was murdered!" From the TV show Psych
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Post  musichunter71 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:19 pm

trickynik wrote:"Disco didn't die, it was murdered!" From the TV show Psych

BEST. SHOW. EVER.

well, one of them. XD
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Post  trickynik on Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:48 am

It's pretty good Happy
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Post  trickynik on Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:30 am

"Noted, and ignored."- Shawn Spencer from Psych

"'You fail', says the one who can't flip a butterfly knife!"- Jacques Becker

"Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie."- Shawn Spencer from Psych

"...It's powder coated to insure better grip..."- Jacques Becker

"I would say he majestically whispered to himself, but that just wouldn't fit."- Nik Theorin (Me)
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Post  GoodUsername on Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:23 am

http://www.despair.com/lithographs.html

Look there for a bunch of good quotes Happy
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Post  Insanity on Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:59 am

<Friend>: I'm *not* being a stalker... I'm being a PI.
Me: I never said that. Oh wait. Yes I have. NEVERMIND~

SilentWhisper: Peppy fits you.
Me: ............

SW: THIS HAS MAJOR MENTAL ISSUES!
Me: *lol* I have major mental issues. XD

random person on Twitter: GIVE ME COFFEE OR GIVE ME DEATH

"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Spock

Me: You know you've been watching too much Star Trek when you enter a dark room and say, "Computer, lights."

Riker: I'm fine, just...
Troi: ...angry.
Riker: I'm not angry! *pause* Yeah, I'm angry.

My friend SW [SilentWhisper] trying to justify that we agree on something: "we agree on... well... that patrick stewart has a lot of chest hair."
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Post  Jon on Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:38 pm

"I don’t want to be limited by what’s physically possible"

A client, to a print designer he hired. -Clients from Hell

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Post  trickynik on Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:36 pm

"You just pushed my competitive button, and now it's 'ON'!"- Shawn Spencer from Psych
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Post  Jon on Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:06 pm

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Post  trickynik on Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:07 pm

Hehe, that's really funny Very Happy
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Post  Insanity on Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:29 am

my slight rephrasing of one of the funniest comments I've ever read on Youtube:
Nice doctors and hospital staff they have in this ep: "OUR WEAK AND INJURED PATIENT IS ESCAPING! QUICK! BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!"
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Post  trickynik on Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:25 pm

"Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."- Shawn Spencer from Psych
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Post  trickynik on Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:16 am

"He's under exaggerating it."- Kris Theorin

"A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around."- Edgar Watson Howe
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Post  Insanity on Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:08 pm

Q: You seem to find this all very amusing.
Commander William Riker: I might - if we weren't on our way to help some suffering and dying humans, who...
Q: [dismissively] Ah, your species is always suffering and dying.
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Post  Kris on Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:25 pm

Q: "If the Weighted Companion Cube could speak – and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot – it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you."- Glados
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Post  trickynik on Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:34 pm

"Gus, don't be exactly half of an 11 pound black forest ham."- Shawn Spencer from Psych
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Post  Insanity on Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:16 am

As some context, Q is a quasi-omnipotent being in Star Trek. Or in this episode, a former quasi-omnipotent being.

Captain Picard: Return that moon to its orbit.
Q: I have no powers! Q the ordinary.
Picard: Q the liar! Q the misanthrope!
Q: Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?
Lieutenant Worf: Die.
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Post  trickynik on Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:34 am

"So you think someone planted it in his locker? "
Shawn- "No, I think someone put it there on purpose."
"That's what I just said."
Shawn- "But mine wasn't in the form of a question, so it came from a place of power!"
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Post  Insanity on Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:42 pm

Marina - Technically you are not three dimensional because you only have one face XD
Me - No, technically we're all infinity-dimensional because there are an infinite number of dimensions and we exist in all of them, we just can't perceive anything beyond the 3rd dimension.
SilentWhisper - Deep...
Me - Literally.
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Post  trickynik on Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:19 pm

Lassiter: Where is the restaurant manager?
Shawn: Probably inside managing the restaurant.
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Post  Jon on Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:43 pm

Insanity wrote:Marina - Technically you are not three dimensional because you only have one face XD
Me - No, technically we're all infinity-dimensional because there are an infinite number of dimensions and we exist in all of them, we just can't perceive anything beyond the 3rd dimension.
SilentWhisper - Deep...
Me - Literally.
Umhh actually eleven.

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Post  Insanity on Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:48 pm

It's a matter of opinion :p


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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:21 pm

Here is a quote that I said that Ryan found most amusing:

"Dan, do the world a favor and don't drive until you get your license; then do the world another favor and don't drive!"
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Post  Insanity on Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:33 am

Picard: "Things are only impossible until they're not!"
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Post  trickynik on Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:17 am

Carlton Lassiter: Need I remind you, Mr. Spencer, what happens when you interfere with a police investigation.
Shawn Spencer: Uhhh... The case gets solved?
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