Funny Quotes!

My mom: It's a vestigial organ.
My brother: So that means monkeys have it?
My mom: Where did you get that from?

Learned some new words in Spanish:

My orthodontist: "What do you want to be when you grow up that starts with 'o'?"
Jess: "....older?"

"Then why do you sound like you're from the north?"
"Lots of planets have a North..."

"Part of that was like a milkshake full of Tylenol!"

Malevolent Dancer wrote:My orthodontist: "What do you want to be when you grow up that starts with 'o'?"
Jess: "....older?"

lololol

Mr. Park: "Yeahaha, inequality is where it's at, man."

Malevolent Dancer wrote:My orthodontist: "What do you want to be when you grow up that starts with 'o'?"
Jess: "....older?"

How was I supposed to know he wanted me to say "orthodontist"?

"An APPLE a day keeps the WINDOWS away."

Fellow INTJ: "The other day I found a dead mouse under my trash can, and I thought to myself, "Aren't we all just mice being crushed by trash cans?" And then I realized that was stupid, because they don't make trash cans that big."

Insanity wrote:Fellow INTJ: "The other day I found a dead mouse under my trash can, and I thought to myself, "Aren't we all just mice being crushed by trash cans?" And then I realized that was stupid, because they don't make trash cans that big."

trickynik wrote:"An APPLE a day keeps the WINDOWS away."

That is one horribly expensive prescription.


In Physics, the assignment on Mechanical Energy:
Physicists sometimes say that the Law of Conservation of Energy says, "You can't win," or "You can't come out ahead," or "You can't get something for nothing." They then go on to say that the Second Law of Thermodynamics (the law concerning entropy, which I will write about later) says, "You can't even break even," or "You lose."

Mr. Park: "Because I'm a big cuddly teddy bear man!" "My bare hands are registered as lethal weapons."
Mrs. Ferris: "You know it's important when Mrs. Ferris starts running to collect little wooden sticks."
Kevin: "I'm fermenting!"

KillerBunny wrote:Mr. Park: "Because I'm a big cuddly teddy bear man!" "My bare hands are registered as lethal weapons."
Mrs. Ferris: "You know it's important when Mrs. Ferris starts running to collect little wooden sticks."

LOL. One of the many reasons why I love this school so much.

KillerBunny wrote:Mr. Park: "Because I'm a big cuddly teddy bear man!" "My bare hands are registered as lethal weapons."
Mrs. Ferris: "You know it's important when Mrs. Ferris starts running to collect little wooden sticks."
Kevin: "I'm fermenting!"

Was this all in one conversation?

No they were all separate conversations.

TATE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

trickynik wrote:TATE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

It is not, actually. He lied. His birthday is in April.

Friend: Object-Oriented Programming brings a whole new meaning to "OOPS".

azer wrote:

trickynik wrote:TATE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

It is not, actually. He lied. His birthday is in April.

errrr... okay, I knew that tate

"Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach physical education."

In response to my newly uploaded videos, comments that I got:

"I couldn't even manage anywhere close to that song [song that I played with a bag over my head which I will not name here because it would be a spoiler] with my eyes open and glued to the keys XD"
"Well if you are gluing your eyes to the keys, that's your first mistake."

Insanity wrote:In response to my newly uploaded videos, comments that I got:

"I couldn't even manage anywhere close to that song [song that I played with a bag over my head which I will not name here because it would be a spoiler] with my eyes open and glued to the keys XD"
"Well if you are gluing your eyes to the keys, that's your first mistake."

This made me grin like a dork.

"Due to some scrambled YouTube browsing involving Brian Cox, Frankie Boyle*, and Doris Day, I'm going to suddenly obsess over Aerosmith." - me
* WARNING: This comedian contains extremely high volumes of dead baby comedy.

"Just do what I do.... hold on, and pretend it's a plan!" - The Doctor

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On QI.

Stephen Fry: 'Heightism' does exist. Short people are paid less on average than tall people. The disparity is comparable in magnitude to race and gender.
Alan Davies: They should rise up.

Rich Hall: They say that a friend will help you, uhh, a friend will come over to your house and help you move, and a good friend will help you move a body.
Stephen Fry: That's good. That's...
Rich Hall: ...I have two good friends.

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"Being strong does not mean avoiding the truth. It means accepting it, learning about it, and dealing with it head on." - Unknown

Is it sad that immediately after reading the last one I thought "Head on. Apply directly to your forehead."?

KillerBunny wrote:Is it sad that immediately after reading the last one I thought "Head on. Apply directly to your forehead."?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT WAS SO LONG AGO