Re: Funny Quotes!

GoodUsername Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:39 pm

BobShmob wrote:"You misunderestimated me"- George W. Bush

classic... Simon Cowell said it too! geniuses...

Hobbes's motto: "Until you stalk and overrun you can't devour anyone."
Why are you staring at me? I didn't say it was my motto!

Insanity Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:02 pm

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." - Quentin Crisp

trickynik Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:09 pm

"Although safety is one of the Enrichment Center's most distinguished goals, the high energy pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can, and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization." GLaDOS from Portal.

**eklipse13** Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:32 pm

use spellcheck. it's impotent.

**IzNotSpontaneous** Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:42 pm

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but it life doesn't also give you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck."

trickynik Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:22 am

"Thank you for helping us help you help us all." GLaDOS

Kurtis Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:29 am

Agent Washington: You are the most immature soldiers I have ever met.
Grif: Your face is immature.

Mal: Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.

trickynik Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:09 pm

"Your entire life has been a mathematical error. One that I'm about to correct." GLaDOS (Again) as she tries to kill you. This quote isn't exactly funny but who cares.

**IzNotSpontaneous** Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:12 pm

"We're going to need to level the panel out because the hill is sloped." My brother (not Tim) when we were building a fence around his yard.

Insanity Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:40 pm

These are the moments after my friend challenged me to a fanfiction duel again [see RANDOM HAPPY EVENTS]

Me: "YOU KNOW WHAT MY RESPONSE TO THAT IS"
Friend: "Actually no I don't but I'm sure ur gonna tell me."
Me: "IF I COULD SCREAM A FACEPALM, I WOULD"
Friend: "but it's a yes, right?"

Leon Russel wanted to give Elton John a gift, and said, “What can I give this guy? He has 10 of everything.”

**IzNotSpontaneous** Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:10 pm

"I'm stupid. I have no sense of self-preservation" -Marina

(context: was at the Alpine Tower, its like 50 ft. tall)

CookieMonsterofthe42 Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:14 pm

"I eat isotopes for breakfast"- Ben
It just makes me laugh

**IzNotSpontaneous** Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:15 pm

CookieMonsterofthe42 wrote:"I eat isotopes for breakfast"- Ben
It just makes me laugh

Its true

CookieMonsterofthe42 Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:35 pm

I know it is true but it makes me laugh also

Malevolent Dancer Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:41 pm

"No, dog! Get away, cat! That's my heart!"

"He isn't dying properly..."

**IzNotSpontaneous** Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:09 pm

Malevolent Dancer wrote:"No, dog! Get away, cat! That's my heart!"

"He isn't dying properly..."

any context behind that you would like to explain?

GoodUsername Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:20 pm

Malevolent Dancer wrote:"No, dog! Get away, cat! That's my heart!"

"He isn't dying properly..."

Well that's fun.

Malevolent Dancer Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:31 pm

No!
They are much funnier if you don't understand the context. Razz

**IzNotSpontaneous** Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:22 pm

Malevolent Dancer wrote:No! just in case anybody gets mad at me there are plenty of words in this post
They are much funnier if you don't understand the context.

that, or its more fun watching people being confused b/c they don't know the context Rolling Eyes

Insanity Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:47 am

Haven't posted here in a while.

Looooong story, but, from Star Trek: First Contact [a movie...]

Diana: "TIMELINE?? THIS IS NO TIME, TO ARGUE ABOUT TIME. WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME. ......what was I saying...?"
Riker: "You're drunk."

Diana: "If you're asking for my professional opinion as ship's councilor... he's nuts."

A random girl with a semi-automatic machine gun is following Data from her spot in structure by shooting him numerous times. He drops down to her level of the structure with his back to her as she continues shooting. She pauses as he turns, and she attempts to continue to shoot him at his front. She stops, Data cocks his head, and simply says, "Greetings."

trickynik Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:25 pm

"The Enrichment Center reminds you, that this is not a contest. Still, if it was, "Blue" would be winning."- GLaDOS from Portal 2

Insanity Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:26 pm

There was one tech news article featuring a picture of Brent Spiner fiddling around with an iPad. If you know who he plays in Star Trek, this is a lot funnier. One commenter oh-so appropriately noted, "Odd, I would have thought Brent Spiner to be an Android kind of guy."

trickynik Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:25 am

"You don't know pride. You don't know fear. You don't know anything. You'll be perfect." GLaDOS in Portal 2

Insanity Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:26 pm

"Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."

cookies if you get the joke.

**IzNotSpontaneous** Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:10 pm

Insanity wrote:"Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."

cookies if you get the joke.

I get it

here is a quote, I don't believe I've posted before...

Mrs. Ferris to Peri: "you're in girl scouts, right?"
Ryan to Mrs. Ferris: "Yes I am."
Mrs. Ferris asks Peri what her favorite part of girls scouts is and Ryan responds: "selling the brownies."

Laughing

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