Re: Funny Quotes!

trickynik Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:18 pm

Gus: [grabbing his cell phone] I'm out of here. I'm calling a cab.
Sheriff Mendel: Well, those things don't work out here. We got no TVs, no radio, no refrigerators.
Gus: Sounds like prison. Except they have all those things.

Bionicle28 Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:53 pm

"Insanity is a virtue"- Fred Trinston

trickynik Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:11 pm

Security Guard: How the heck did you two get in here? You're coming with me.
Gus: I don't think so!
Shawn: [showing badge] BAM! Say it with me: Vis-i-tors baaaadge!
Gus: Do something. I dare you!
Security Guard: I'll be watching you.
Shawn: We'll be gettin' watched!

**IzNotSpontaneous** Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:33 pm

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!" -I dont know who said this

Kris Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:56 pm

" Gus: I have to get back to work.
Shawn: Gus? The plot is thickening!
Gus: Shawn, I've already missed two days this week.
Shawn: Oh, fine, fine, fine. I respect your wishes.
Gus: You know that's right.
[Shawn is now driving, and Gus is just waking up]
Shawn: There he is.
Gus: What time is it?
Shawn: Day time.
Gus: What happened?
Shawn: Uh... I might have dropped six allergy pills in your Frosty"- Psych

trickynik Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:54 pm

Roy: What are you guys, UFO chasers?
Shawn: Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives.

Insanity Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:55 pm

IzNotSpontaneous wrote:"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!" -I dont know who said this

Believe it or not, Edgar Allen Poe said that.

**IzNotSpontaneous** Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:59 pm

Insanity wrote:
IzNotSpontaneous wrote:"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!" -I dont know who said this

Believe it or not, Edgar Allen Poe said that.

whoa, that is totally awesome.

**azer** Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:26 pm

Dr. Egon Spengler: [walking away with Venkman] I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load bearing members, the wiring is sub-standard; it's completely inadequate for our power needs. And the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.
Dr. Ray Stantz: [from the floor above] Hey, does this pole still work? [slides down fireman's pole] Wow! This place is great! [to Realtor] When can we move in? [back to Egon and Peter] You gotta try this pole!

trickynik Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:59 pm

Shawn: (In a hostage situation) Why don't you let the women and children, and men, go.

Kris Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:03 pm

Shawn: Captain Conners, how are you sir?
Conners: [He has memory problems] Look at you fellas, all grown up. How long's it been?
Shawn: About a day.
Gus: Less, actually. - Psych

Kris Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:59 pm

"[To Kris] You deserve to be gutted."- Nik Theorin

trickynik Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:38 pm

That last ones out of context

trickynik Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:43 pm

Gus: [to Lassiter, after pulling him over] Have you been drinking, sir?
Lassiter: That's it!
Shawn: Sir, if you don't calm down I will be forced to taze you in the face.

KillerBunny Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:54 pm

trickynik wrote:That last ones out of context

Did it make sense in the context? Here's something really random (also out of context) Me - Burn the baby! Burn the baby!

trickynik Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:12 am

It didn't really make sense in context either... Something about Gatorade...

Kris Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:20 am

"The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all."- Glados

KillerBunny Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:32 pm

trickynik wrote:It didn't really make sense in context either... Something about Gatorade...

Mine involved marshmallows

trickynik Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:28 am

Gatorade's cooler...

Gus: We're in a hostage situation, Shawn. You don't get that?
Shawn: I do get it. What I don't get is the bulletproof vest over the shirt. What is that?

Shawn: You know I'm not really a regular person, right Phil?
Phil: What does that mean?
Shawn: 'Cause I tried once and failed. I'm just too unique and interesting.

Henry: Well that certainly wasn't your most brilliant idea.
Shawn: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle. [pause] I think I peaked too soon.

Kris Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:10 pm

"What"- Gus from Psych

trickynik Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:28 pm

Lassiter: You're not going anywhere because you're not on this case.
Shawn: Understood. DAAAAAD!
Henry: They're on this case.
Lassiter: Henry!

Insanity Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:15 am

Detective Don Flack: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've seen enough guns in my time to know they don't just grow legs and walk away."

Agent Jo Danville, to her mother: "The last time you set me up on a blind date I had to handcuff the guy within 20 minutes."

Detective Daniel Messer: "What do you do if you come across a fortune of gems that don't belong to you?"
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: "Give them to the guy with a knife to my throat."

trickynik Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:02 am

Shawn: I want to see your book.
Robert: My book?
Shawn: Yeah, the one with things that Despereaux might steal.
Robert: But nobody ever wants to see my book.
Shawn: I do; I want to see the book. [Takes waffles off of desk] I'm also going to eat these waffles.

**Jon** Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:27 am

trickynik wrote: Shawn: I want to see your book.
Robert: My book?
Shawn: Yeah, the one with things that Despereaux might steal.
Robert: But nobody ever wants to see my book.
Shawn: I do; I want to see the book. [Takes waffles off of desk] I'm also going to eat these waffles.

I'M TOO STUPID FOR THE BOOK...TOO STUPID FOR THE BOOK; CAN'T EVEN HAVE A LOOOOK!

Kurtis Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:18 pm

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