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Post  trickynik on Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:18 pm

Gus: [grabbing his cell phone] I'm out of here. I'm calling a cab.
Sheriff Mendel: Well, those things don't work out here. We got no TVs, no radio, no refrigerators.
Gus: Sounds like prison. Except they have all those things.
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Post  Bionicle28 on Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:53 pm

"Insanity is a virtue"- Fred Trinston
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Post  trickynik on Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:11 pm

Security Guard: How the heck did you two get in here? You're coming with me.
Gus: I don't think so!
Shawn: [showing badge] BAM! Say it with me: Vis-i-tors baaaadge!
Gus: Do something. I dare you!
Security Guard: I'll be watching you.
Shawn: We'll be gettin' watched!
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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:33 pm

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!" -I dont know who said this
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Post  Kris on Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:56 pm

" Gus: I have to get back to work.
Shawn: Gus? The plot is thickening!
Gus: Shawn, I've already missed two days this week.
Shawn: Oh, fine, fine, fine. I respect your wishes.
Gus: You know that's right.
[Shawn is now driving, and Gus is just waking up]
Shawn: There he is.
Gus: What time is it?
Shawn: Day time.
Gus: What happened?
Shawn: Uh... I might have dropped six allergy pills in your Frosty"- Psych
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Post  trickynik on Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:54 pm

Roy: What are you guys, UFO chasers?
Shawn: Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives.
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Post  Insanity on Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:55 pm

IzNotSpontaneous wrote:"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!" -I dont know who said this

Believe it or not, Edgar Allen Poe said that.
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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:59 pm

Insanity wrote:
IzNotSpontaneous wrote:"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!" -I dont know who said this

Believe it or not, Edgar Allen Poe said that.
whoa, that is totally awesome.
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Post  azer on Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:26 pm

Dr. Egon Spengler: [walking away with Venkman] I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load bearing members, the wiring is sub-standard; it's completely inadequate for our power needs. And the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.
Dr. Ray Stantz: [from the floor above] Hey, does this pole still work? [slides down fireman's pole] Wow! This place is great! [to Realtor] When can we move in? [back to Egon and Peter] You gotta try this pole!

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Post  trickynik on Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:59 pm

Shawn: (In a hostage situation) Why don't you let the women and children, and men, go.
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Post  Kris on Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:03 pm

Shawn: Captain Conners, how are you sir?
Conners: [He has memory problems] Look at you fellas, all grown up. How long's it been?
Shawn: About a day.
Gus: Less, actually. - Psych
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Post  Kris on Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:59 pm

"[To Kris] You deserve to be gutted."- Nik Theorin
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Post  trickynik on Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:38 pm

That last ones out of context
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Post  trickynik on Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:43 pm

Gus: [to Lassiter, after pulling him over] Have you been drinking, sir?
Lassiter: That's it!
Shawn: Sir, if you don't calm down I will be forced to taze you in the face.
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Post  KillerBunny on Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:54 pm

trickynik wrote:That last ones out of context
Did it make sense in the context? Here's something really random (also out of context) Me - Burn the baby! Burn the baby!
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Post  trickynik on Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:12 am

It didn't really make sense in context either... Something about Gatorade...
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Post  Kris on Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:20 am

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Post  KillerBunny on Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:32 pm

trickynik wrote:It didn't really make sense in context either... Something about Gatorade...
Mine involved marshmallows
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Post  trickynik on Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:28 am

Gatorade's cooler...

Gus: We're in a hostage situation, Shawn. You don't get that?
Shawn: I do get it. What I don't get is the bulletproof vest over the shirt. What is that?

Shawn: You know I'm not really a regular person, right Phil?
Phil: What does that mean?
Shawn: 'Cause I tried once and failed. I'm just too unique and interesting.

Henry: Well that certainly wasn't your most brilliant idea.
Shawn: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle. [pause] I think I peaked too soon.
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Post  Kris on Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:10 pm

"What"- Gus from Psych
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Post  trickynik on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:28 pm

Lassiter: You're not going anywhere because you're not on this case.
Shawn: Understood. DAAAAAD!
Henry: They're on this case.
Lassiter: Henry!
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Post  Insanity on Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:15 am

Detective Don Flack: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've seen enough guns in my time to know they don't just grow legs and walk away."

Agent Jo Danville, to her mother: "The last time you set me up on a blind date I had to handcuff the guy within 20 minutes."

Detective Daniel Messer: "What do you do if you come across a fortune of gems that don't belong to you?"
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: "Give them to the guy with a knife to my throat."
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Post  trickynik on Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:02 am

Shawn: I want to see your book.
Robert: My book?
Shawn: Yeah, the one with things that Despereaux might steal.
Robert: But nobody ever wants to see my book.
Shawn: I do; I want to see the book. [Takes waffles off of desk] I'm also going to eat these waffles.
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Post  Jon on Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:27 am

trickynik wrote: Shawn: I want to see your book.
Robert: My book?
Shawn: Yeah, the one with things that Despereaux might steal.
Robert: But nobody ever wants to see my book.
Shawn: I do; I want to see the book. [Takes waffles off of desk] I'm also going to eat these waffles.

I'M TOO STUPID FOR THE BOOK...TOO STUPID FOR THE BOOK; CAN'T EVEN HAVE A LOOOOK!

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