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Insanity wrote:You've now lost out on my potential respect for your opinion entirely.trickynik wrote:ugh... Doctor Who? Isn't that the thing with the guy who goes back in time in a phone-booth looking thing? With the bow-tie? ugh...
"[On their deathbeds, people don't say] 'I wish I had bought that concealer on sale last week.' " -- A friend I call Chocolate Waffle
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Doctor Who is... well... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. RANDOM SY-FI STUFF
trickynik- Senior Member
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Stop insulting the Doctor. He is way cooler than you. And he has a TARDIS.
KillerBunny- Member
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SCI-FI MADNESS!!!!!!!
trickynik- Senior Member
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KillerBunny wrote:Stop insulting the Doctor. He is way cooler than you. And he has a TARDIS.
seconded.
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let me guess... lots of random aliens and stupid stuff? yep
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true dat ;D
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THIS IS FUNNY QUOTES. NOT DOCTOR BLOODY WHO DISCUSSION.
Back on topic:
"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She (stabs patient on operating table) won't (stabs patient again) stay (again) still! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong! That one, too fat! This one, too tall! This one, too symmetrical! And now... What's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! Ugly! UGLYYYYYYYY!"
Back on topic:
"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She (stabs patient on operating table) won't (stabs patient again) stay (again) still! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong! That one, too fat! This one, too tall! This one, too symmetrical! And now... What's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! Ugly! UGLYYYYYYYY!"
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Uh... Asher what are you watching these days??????
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"I've always thought I was fascinating. But then I'm whose head I'm in, if you see what I mean. Anyone who doesn't find himself a pretty compelling subject for contemplation has a serious deficiency of self-esteem, that's what I say."
~David Mitchell
~David Mitchell
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Daniel: "Adrian! Adrian - I noticed you touching all the poles - is that an American thing?"
Monk: "Yes, it's an American tradition! I'm touching all the poles because I'm proud to be an American!"
-Monk
Monk: "Yes, it's an American tradition! I'm touching all the poles because I'm proud to be an American!"
-Monk
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Gus: Wait a second, you're mad at me for not being mad?
Shawn: I'm shocked at you for not being shocked!
Shawn: I'm shocked at you for not being shocked!
trickynik- Senior Member
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Ohhhh, here is an amusing Chuck Norris joke I heard today: Chuck Norris made a giraffe when he uppercutted a horse.
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Ah I heard that one before... Chuck Norris jokes are great
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These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it.
-Portal 2
-Portal 2
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Shawn: Hey buddy, I just got us immunity... what do you want to steal!
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I could probably post a whole list of epic Mr. Park quotes, these only being a few:
"I need someone to remind me to CAP the MARKERS."
"I mean, come on, what made you think the given instructions were RIGHT?"
"Okay, everybody dig ditches! Yay, now everyone is employed."
"I need someone to remind me to CAP the MARKERS."
"I mean, come on, what made you think the given instructions were RIGHT?"
"Okay, everybody dig ditches! Yay, now everyone is employed."
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Mr. Park is great
trickynik- Senior Member
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[Some guy on the internet, spamming the crouch button] I have whooping cough!
[Me] Big whoop!
[Me] Big whoop!
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New favorite presidential quote "Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal." (Richard Nixon BTW)
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In econ today:
"Opportunity cost is really the heart of the thing, here, in fact, let me put a little heart right here."
*Draws a heart next to the words "Opportunity cost"*
~ Mr. Park
As Nik said, Mr. Park is pretty much awesome.
"Opportunity cost is really the heart of the thing, here, in fact, let me put a little heart right here."
*Draws a heart next to the words "Opportunity cost"*
~ Mr. Park
As Nik said, Mr. Park is pretty much awesome.
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Let's build a shrine for Mr. Park guys
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Mr. Park is win. xD
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