Re: Funny Quotes!

Kris Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:23 pm

"[As the player escapes] What are you doing? Stop it! I-I-I … we are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party."- Glados

trickynik Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:02 am

Shawn: Gus, don't be the "iiiiiiiit" in "wait for iiiiiiiit".

KillerBunny Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:43 pm

MY mom: Daddy's dead?! Daddy's dead?! Why did no one tell me?

trickynik Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:12 pm

Shawn: [annoyed] Your best man was a goat? Gus! I was supposed to be that goat!

Insanity Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:48 am

"What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books." - Sigmund Freud

Kris Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:30 am

Boss: [dying, while the squad is under fire] Need bacta... commandos...
Scorch: Can you die later, sir? It just isn't a good time now. - Republic Commandos

trickynik Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:19 pm

Shawn: How do I look?
Gus: Like an idiot.
Shawn: Sweet.

Kris Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:26 pm

Curiosity sphere: Who are you? What is that? What's that? Oh what's that? What is that? Oh, that thing has numbers on it! Hey, look at that thing. No, that other thing! Eww, what's wrong with your legs? Oh, hey, you're the lady from the test, Hi! Is that a gun? Where are you going? Are you coming back? Where are we going? Do you smell something burning? Oh, what's in here?- Portal

trickynik Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:13 pm

Gus: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?
Shawn: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?

Insanity Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:36 am

Friend: "Oh my god..."
Me: "I'm sorry but I don't think I'm your deity."

trickynik Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:21 pm

Lassiter: You have a criminal record.
Shawn: I was 18.
Lassiter: Oh, 18? Well that makes it okay, let me just scratch this out.

Insanity Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:15 am

Dr. House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back is turned you wait in line??

trickynik Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:46 am

[Lassiter is wearing a fake beard]
Gus: Is that Lassiter? What died on his face?

trickynik Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:24 pm

"One who is always on top will never get anywhere"- Philip Myers

trickynik Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:14 pm

Uh... Kris, you posted on my account

**Jon** Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:45 pm

"It's not the customer's job to know what they want."

-Steve Jobs

trickynik Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:02 pm

Hehe, I need to remember that one Very Happy

GoodUsername Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:14 pm

"Maybe that's why I like animals. Woof. Moo. Quack. They tell it like it is."
(I believe this is the 20000th post!)

trickynik Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:25 pm

GoodUsername wrote:"Maybe that's why I like animals. Woof. Moo. Quack. They tell it like it is."
(I believe this is the 20000th post!)

Wow, 20000, we fail

**Jon** Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:26 am

*Puts pinky in front of lips*

...wait...

trickynik Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:54 am

Uh... Okay?

okohokonu Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:08 am

You didn't finish the quote, Jon!!!!

"One (well, two) billion (well, ten thousand) dollars (well, posts)."

ooooooooohhhhhh I get why you didn't finish it now. ahem. Excuse me.

trickynik Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:17 am

Okay?

BobShmob Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:14 pm

lolol *pets once fluffy persian cat* XD

trickynik Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:30 pm

I couldn't say it any better myself

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