Funny Quotes!

"Disco didn't die, it was murdered!" From the TV show Psych

trickynik wrote:"Disco didn't die, it was murdered!" From the TV show Psych

BEST. SHOW. EVER.

well, one of them. XD

It's pretty good

"Noted, and ignored."- Shawn Spencer from Psych

"'You fail', says the one who can't flip a butterfly knife!"- Jacques Becker

"Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie."- Shawn Spencer from Psych

"...It's powder coated to insure better grip..."- Jacques Becker

"I would say he majestically whispered to himself, but that just wouldn't fit."- Nik Theorin (Me)

http://www.despair.com/lithographs.html

Look there for a bunch of good quotes

<Friend>: I'm *not* being a stalker... I'm being a PI.
Me: I never said that. Oh wait. Yes I have. NEVERMIND~

SilentWhisper: Peppy fits you.
Me: ............

SW: THIS HAS MAJOR MENTAL ISSUES!
Me: *lol* I have major mental issues. XD

random person on Twitter: GIVE ME COFFEE OR GIVE ME DEATH

"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Spock

Me: You know you've been watching too much Star Trek when you enter a dark room and say, "Computer, lights."

Riker: I'm fine, just...
Troi: ...angry.
Riker: I'm not angry! *pause* Yeah, I'm angry.

My friend SW [SilentWhisper] trying to justify that we agree on something: "we agree on... well... that patrick stewart has a lot of chest hair."

"I don’t want to be limited by what’s physically possible"

A client, to a print designer he hired. -Clients from Hell

"You just pushed my competitive button, and now it's 'ON'!"- Shawn Spencer from Psych

Hehe, that's really funny

my slight rephrasing of one of the funniest comments I've ever read on Youtube:
Nice doctors and hospital staff they have in this ep: "OUR WEAK AND INJURED PATIENT IS ESCAPING! QUICK! BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!"

"Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."- Shawn Spencer from Psych

"He's under exaggerating it."- Kris Theorin

"A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around."- Edgar Watson Howe

Q: You seem to find this all very amusing.
Commander William Riker: I might - if we weren't on our way to help some suffering and dying humans, who...
Q: [dismissively] Ah, your species is always suffering and dying.

Q: "If the Weighted Companion Cube could speak – and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot – it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you."- Glados

"Gus, don't be exactly half of an 11 pound black forest ham."- Shawn Spencer from Psych

As some context, Q is a quasi-omnipotent being in Star Trek. Or in this episode, a former quasi-omnipotent being.

Captain Picard: Return that moon to its orbit.
Q: I have no powers! Q the ordinary.
Picard: Q the liar! Q the misanthrope!
Q: Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?
Lieutenant Worf: Die.

"So you think someone planted it in his locker? "
Shawn- "No, I think someone put it there on purpose."
"That's what I just said."
Shawn- "But mine wasn't in the form of a question, so it came from a place of power!"

Marina - Technically you are not three dimensional because you only have one face XD
Me - No, technically we're all infinity-dimensional because there are an infinite number of dimensions and we exist in all of them, we just can't perceive anything beyond the 3rd dimension.
SilentWhisper - Deep...
Me - Literally.

Lassiter: Where is the restaurant manager?
Shawn: Probably inside managing the restaurant.

Insanity wrote:Marina - Technically you are not three dimensional because you only have one face XD
Me - No, technically we're all infinity-dimensional because there are an infinite number of dimensions and we exist in all of them, we just can't perceive anything beyond the 3rd dimension.
SilentWhisper - Deep...
Me - Literally.

Umhh actually eleven.

It's a matter of opinion :p


"Aha! Gotchu, you little sneaky organic blueprints." - Me

Here is a quote that I said that Ryan found most amusing:

"Dan, do the world a favor and don't drive until you get your license; then do the world another favor and don't drive!"

Picard: "Things are only impossible until they're not!"

Carlton Lassiter: Need I remind you, Mr. Spencer, what happens when you interfere with a police investigation.
Shawn Spencer: Uhhh... The case gets solved?