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Post  Insanity on Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:17 pm

find funny quotes and post them here! refrain from very well known quotes, and post Monty Python quotes in the topic under spam. Rolling Eyes

don't quote yourself unless you find yourself laughing every time you think of that quote. XD and we don't need quotes from elsewhere in the forum unless you have other quotes to go with that post.

you can post multiple quotes at once. Very Happy

with that being said, QUOTE!!!

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"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." - some random guy named Casey Stengel

"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." - some random guy named Fran Lebowitz

"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?" - John Lennon

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Post  Jon on Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:28 pm

"It was about 80 percent physical and 40 percent mental" - a quote from a football coach in The Lexicon of Stupidity.
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Post  Insanity on Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:58 pm

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. ~John Lennon

[friend]: [cut] OMG I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Me: no, you didn't, but i get what you're not saying. ^_^

"One man's sip is another man's chug." ~Garfield
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Post  BobShmob on Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:10 pm

They misunderestimated me- George W. Bush
I have opinions of my own, but I don't always agree with them- George W. Bush
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Post  Insanity on Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:46 pm

*sings* YOU'RE SO VAAIIIIN!
Tch. I know. Laughing

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - some random person called Vince Lombardi

"I've always wanted to smash a guitar over someone's head, you just can't do that with a piano." ~Elton John
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Post  BobShmob on Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:47 am

Life is hard. After all it kills you. (I don't know who said this)


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Post  Insanity on Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:07 pm

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. ~ Groucho Marx
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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:38 pm

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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Post  BobShmob on Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:30 am

I never forget a face, though in your case i'll be glad to make an exception- Groucho Marx
lesser artists borrow great artists steal- Igor Stravinsky
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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:14 am

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
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Post  BobShmob on Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:29 pm

Never laugh at live dragons- J. R. Tolken
Weather forecast for tonight, dark- George Carlin
In politics, stupidity is not a handicap- Napoleon Bonaparte
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!- Mega Jones
If mom says no ask grandma- Unknown
I get mail, therefore I am- Scott Adams
I am a deeply superficial person- Andy Warhol
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only Sick- George Burns
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog- Harry Truman
Always be smarter than the people who hire you- Lena Horne
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand- Kurt Vonnegut
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food- W. C. Fields
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them- Samuel Palmer
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music- Groucho Marx
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason- Jerry Seinfeld
Work is the curse of the drinking classes- Oscar Wilde
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle- Bob Hope
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing- Emo Phillips
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Post  meggiebean on Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:47 pm

Alice Cullen: "i've never seen anyone so prone to life threatening idiocy."

"i hear voices in my head and they don't like you."

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up'" - Bella Cullen (originally from the Simpsons)

"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - Alice Cullen

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." - Edward Cullen

Seth: "Edward? Edward, you there? Okay, now I feel kinda stupid"
Jacob: "You sound stupid, too."

"If you two are having a fight... well, don't let me interrupt." - Charlie Swan

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire" - Bella

Edward: I was all embraced for the anger that put grizzlies to shame and this is what i get. I should infuerate you more often.

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Fred Weasley: You know, George, I've always felt out futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.
George Weasley: Fred, I've been thinking exactly the same thing.
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Post  Jon on Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:54 pm

AHH! TWILIGHT!!! NO!! Puzzled

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing- Emo Phillips
Lol. He should have bought a Mac Pro.
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Post  Insanity on Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:05 pm

@Megan: heheh, you are obsessed!
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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:54 pm

just like you and Elton John?


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Post  Insanity on Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:17 pm

no, actually, i'm a lot more obsessed than that. XD i'm so excited even at the fact that i'm going to be in the same STATE as Elton John's house!! XD



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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:19 am

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
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Post  BobShmob on Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:21 am

California is a fine place to live -- If you happen to be an orange- Fred Allen
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Post  eklipse13 on Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:32 am

last words


"I don't feel so good..." - Luther Burbank

"I don't care if you ARE a bunch of pirates, you're still dressed funny!" - Tyrone

"Precious, precious, precious! MY Precious! Oh, my Precious!" - Gollum
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Post  Insanity on Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:34 am

those are the strangest last words i've ever read. XD
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Post  meggiebean on Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:44 pm

Insanity wrote:@Megan: heheh, you are obsessed!

[quote="Jon"]AHH! TWILIGHT!!! NO!! Puzzled

I'm not THAT obsessed ... ok ... maybe i am... but they were really funny!

and there was one from harry potter and the order of the pheonix in there too!
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Post  Insanity on Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:37 pm

HA, i knew it, i am more obsessed.
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Post  BobShmob on Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:35 pm

Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one- Mark Twain
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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:00 pm

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush
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Post  Insanity on Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:51 pm

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H. L. Mencken

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright
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