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Post  KillerBunny on Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:12 pm

My mom: It's a vestigial organ.
My brother: So that means monkeys have it?
My mom: Where did you get that from?
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Post  azer on Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:29 am

Learned some new words in Spanish:

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Post  Malevolent Dancer on Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:13 pm

My orthodontist: "What do you want to be when you grow up that starts with 'o'?"
Jess: "....older?"

"Then why do you sound like you're from the north?"
"Lots of planets have a North..."

"Part of that was like a milkshake full of Tylenol!"
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Post  trickynik on Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:46 pm

Malevolent Dancer wrote:My orthodontist: "What do you want to be when you grow up that starts with 'o'?"
Jess: "....older?"


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Post  Insanity on Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:43 pm

Mr. Park: "Yeahaha, inequality is where it's at, man."
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Post  KillerBunny on Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:28 pm

Malevolent Dancer wrote:My orthodontist: "What do you want to be when you grow up that starts with 'o'?"
Jess: "....older?"
How was I supposed to know he wanted me to say "orthodontist"? Laughing
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Post  trickynik on Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:08 pm

"An APPLE a day keeps the WINDOWS away." Laughing
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Post  Insanity on Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:17 pm

Fellow INTJ: "The other day I found a dead mouse under my trash can, and I thought to myself, "Aren't we all just mice being crushed by trash cans?" And then I realized that was stupid, because they don't make trash cans that big."
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Post  trickynik on Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:27 pm

Insanity wrote:Fellow INTJ: "The other day I found a dead mouse under my trash can, and I thought to myself, "Aren't we all just mice being crushed by trash cans?" And then I realized that was stupid, because they don't make trash cans that big."

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post  Insanity on Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:47 am

trickynik wrote:"An APPLE a day keeps the WINDOWS away." Laughing
That is one horribly expensive prescription. Razz


In Physics, the assignment on Mechanical Energy:
Physicists sometimes say that the Law of Conservation of Energy says, "You can't win," or "You can't come out ahead," or "You can't get something for nothing." They then go on to say that the Second Law of Thermodynamics (the law concerning entropy, which I will write about later) says, "You can't even break even," or "You lose."
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Post  KillerBunny on Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:17 pm

Mr. Park: "Because I'm a big cuddly teddy bear man!" "My bare hands are registered as lethal weapons."
Mrs. Ferris: "You know it's important when Mrs. Ferris starts running to collect little wooden sticks."
Kevin: "I'm fermenting!"
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Post  Insanity on Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:59 pm

KillerBunny wrote:Mr. Park: "Because I'm a big cuddly teddy bear man!" "My bare hands are registered as lethal weapons."
Mrs. Ferris: "You know it's important when Mrs. Ferris starts running to collect little wooden sticks."
LOL. One of the many reasons why I love this school so much.
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Post  TYUIOP on Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:01 pm

KillerBunny wrote:Mr. Park: "Because I'm a big cuddly teddy bear man!" "My bare hands are registered as lethal weapons."
Mrs. Ferris: "You know it's important when Mrs. Ferris starts running to collect little wooden sticks."
Kevin: "I'm fermenting!"
Was this all in one conversation?
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Post  KillerBunny on Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:13 pm

No they were all separate conversations.
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Post  trickynik on Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:30 pm

TATE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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Post  azer on Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:56 am

trickynik wrote:TATE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

It is not, actually. He lied. His birthday is in April.
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Post  Insanity on Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:56 am

Friend: Object-Oriented Programming brings a whole new meaning to "OOPS".
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Post  trickynik on Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:09 am

azer wrote:
trickynik wrote:TATE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

It is not, actually. He lied. His birthday is in April.

errrr... okay, I knew that tate
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Post  Insanity on Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:10 am

"Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach physical education."
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Post  Insanity on Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:11 pm

In response to my newly uploaded videos, comments that I got:

"I couldn't even manage anywhere close to that song [song that I played with a bag over my head which I will not name here because it would be a spoiler] with my eyes open and glued to the keys XD"
"Well if you are gluing your eyes to the keys, that's your first mistake."
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Post  GoodUsername on Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:09 pm

Insanity wrote:In response to my newly uploaded videos, comments that I got:

"I couldn't even manage anywhere close to that song [song that I played with a bag over my head which I will not name here because it would be a spoiler] with my eyes open and glued to the keys XD"
"Well if you are gluing your eyes to the keys, that's your first mistake."

This made me grin like a dork. Laughing
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Post  Insanity on Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:27 am

"Due to some scrambled YouTube browsing involving Brian Cox, Frankie Boyle*, and Doris Day, I'm going to suddenly obsess over Aerosmith." - me
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Post  KillerBunny on Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:08 pm

Is it sad that immediately after reading the last one I thought "Head on. Apply directly to your forehead."?
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Post  Insanity on Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:14 am

KillerBunny wrote:Is it sad that immediately after reading the last one I thought "Head on. Apply directly to your forehead."?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT WAS SO LONG AGO
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