Oxymorons!!!!

The definition of an oxymoron: A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined

Some of mine: Deafening silence, peacekeeper missile, same difference, and military intelligence (that last one is just an opinion )

classics:
jumbo shrimp

opinion:
good morning (especially if monday)

MAN PURSE!

eclipse wrote:classics:
jumbo shrimp

opinion:
good morning (especially if monday)

disagreed. what about saturdays?

yeah, its true. I am naturally a morning person. I always wake up around 7-7:30 (7:30 when i get to bed around 10:30 or later)

Opinion... a smart politician!

Jon wrote:MAN PURSE!

HAHAHAHA

IzNotSpontaneous wrote:yeah, its true. I am naturally a morning person. I always wake up around 7-7:30 (7:30 when i get to bed around 10:30 or later)

well i'm not.

eclipse wrote:

IzNotSpontaneous wrote:yeah, its true. I am naturally a morning person. I always wake up around 7-7:30 (7:30 when i get to bed around 10:30 or later)

well i'm not.

Neither am I.

here is an oxymoronical phrase:

a normal day at university scholars

has that every actually happened before?

another oxymoron:
Good Grief

Black hole sun

controlled explosion

controlled outbreak

educational television

I disagree with the education television. it is like saying an uneducational book is an oxymoron, stereotypes. There are uneducational books and educational TV

yea, like the discovery channel.



square as a circle -or- round as a square

how about squared circle or rounded square

clearly confused

some would say that christian death metal and christian rap are oxymorons, but I disagree.

I would definitely disagree, although I hate rap and death metal

Found missing

lost and found

sunshine shower (when it rains without clouds above)

never heard that phrase before

cold hotdog

eclipse wrote:yea, like the discovery channel.

or CSI. Really, it is educational in the most entertaining way. The education is just... subtle.

sure...

cold hot chocolate! I had some hot chocolate today and it got cold and tasted bad

Dress pants

official fanfiction

...which usually sucks.