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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:19 pm

I smile because you are my brother, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it-(me)
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Post  BobShmob on Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:14 pm

I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.- Johathan Raban
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Post  Insanity on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:14 pm

i just realized... some song lyrics are pretty funny! Laughing

"How come birds don't fall from the sky when they die?" - Birds from Songs From The West Coast [2001] by Elton John / Bernie Taupin

"Nostradamus said "I predict
That the world will end at half past six"
What he didn't say was exactly when
Was he listening to the radio
Was he listening to the government" - Tinderbox from The Captain And The Kid [2006] by Elton John / Bernie Taupin
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:19 am

"why is the rum always gone" Jack Sparrow
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Post  Insanity on Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:31 pm

in Chemistry on Monday...

Mrs. Bone: now I have a special request for your lab on Wednesday, anybody know what it is? yes.
Me: *holds up pen* our favorite pen! Very Happy
Mrs. Bone: yup! bring in your favorite pen! Felicia's favorite pen looks like an astronaut
Me: rocket man...
Mrs. Bone: oh?
Me: I love that song Laughing
Mrs. Bone: Laughing haha, yes, um, we happened to have a big Elton John fan in this room...
Megan: I think that's an understatement
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:54 pm

"I'm not as random as you think I, salad" -me
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Post  Insanity on Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:01 pm

Jim Brass: Let me get this straight, Larry. An old man refuses to let you steal his money, so you jack a Hummer and try to run over his taco stand?
Lawrence Lafontaine: Maybe.
Gil Grissom: I think this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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Post  eklipse13 on Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:55 pm

CookieMonsterofthe42 wrote:"I'm not as random as you think I, salad" -me
that is totally not your quote. I've seen that, like, everywhere.

Last Words: "Those snipers couldn't hit an elephant from that distance." -Some random civil war general who was shot immediately after saying this

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Post  azer on Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:14 pm

"I know more about casino security than any man alive, I invented it, and it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got locks, they got watchers, they got timers, they got vaults, they got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris! [pause] Okay, bad example."

-Reuben Tishkoff

"I was asked to show some restraint. Otherwise, you would have gone out to your favorite car with all the 17 you own and as soon as you turn on the ignition--[car explodes] You got two weeks."

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Post  Insanity on Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:17 am

From The Big Bang Theory:
Penny=stereotypical blonde // Sheldon=annoying prodigy genius

Penny: Hang on, I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.
Sheldon: We have a bowl. Our keys go in a bowl. You should get a bowl.
Penny: So how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper forget his keys in the first place?
Sheldon: I left them in the bowl.


Penny: Four years I lived with him! Four years, I mean that's like as long as high school!
Sheldon: It took you FOUR YEARS to get through high school?!
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Post  GoodUsername on Tue May 25, 2010 5:08 pm

“Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.” cat
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Post  eklipse13 on Tue May 25, 2010 9:34 pm

if pro is the opposite of con, isn't progress the opposite of congress?

Don't steal! the government doesn't want competition.

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Post  Dee Li on Tue May 25, 2010 9:53 pm

Hotdog: Hi, I'm a bunch of flesh squished into a tight skin casing...just like you!
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Post  Insanity on Wed May 26, 2010 3:24 am

Raj=Indian astrophysicist
Raj: How about we go Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Sheldon: Eww, I don't think so, no. Research suggests that players familiar with each other will tie 75%-80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.
Raj: What?
Sheldon: Look, it's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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Post  GoodUsername on Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:25 pm

"Even Odie has an ego. He just doesn't have a brain. Which is actually good, because if he had a brain he would realize that he's a dog, which would be bad for his ego." ~Garfield
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Post  Jon on Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:37 pm

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

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Post  Matt Bacon on Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:25 am

"WHY DID THEY BUILD HOUSES HERE WITH NO 3G?

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Post  Insanity on Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:50 pm

[a teeny bit of background: Dr. Ned says that I'm 12 so that I'm free]

Chiropractor Dr. Ned: You've been running a lot! Are you trying to get into shape?
Me: Wha... I never told you that...
Dr. Ned: What, d'ja meet a boy?!
Me: *hysterical laughter*
Dr. Ned: He isn't an American, is he? They eat so much junk food! I hope he's older than 12.
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Post  trickynik on Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:43 am

"The Enrichment Center, regrets to inform you, that a notable taste of blood, is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect, of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid. Which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crown, Toathing Amil, and teeth." GLaDOS (It really is spelled that way) from Portal (The video game).
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Post  eklipse13 on Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:04 pm

"the cake is a lie." -GLaDOS


I LOVE PORTAL AND CANNOT WAIT FOR PORTAL 2!!!!

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Post  trickynik on Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:18 pm

"You know what the biggest lesson I learned from what you did is. We're a lot alike, you know. You tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I... Oh wait, I guess I haven't killed you yet. Hmm, food for thought." GLaDOS from Portal 2.
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Post  azer on Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:41 pm

eklipse13 wrote:"the cake is a lie." -GLaDOS


I LOVE PORTAL AND CANNOT WAIT FOR PORTAL 2!!!!


INCORRECT PORTAL QUOTE ALERT!!!

The ratman scrawls that on the walls. GLaDOS does not say that
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Post  trickynik on Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:49 pm

That is very true.
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Post  trickynik on Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:59 pm

"Here at the Enrichment Center, we believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks while enduring the most intense pain. So in case you don't make it through the testing, goodbye." GLaDOS from the trailer of Portal.
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Post  BobShmob on Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:07 pm

"You misunderestimated me"- George W. Bush
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