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Post  trickynik on Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:02 pm

IzNotSpontaneous wrote:A hamster is a lot like a cigarette: they are both harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Heard that from Tim. No idea where he heard, but I think it's hilarious Laughing

That is the greatest and truest thing I've ever heard Laughing Happy Very Happy
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Post  GoodUsername on Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:45 pm

LOL THAT IS GREAT.
Two quotes about going through other people's stuff (from "Monk" and "Psych," respectively):

"What are you doing? You can't look through people's mail!"
"I'm not stealing anything. I'm just combing through. I don't want to live in a world where a person can't comb through another person's mail."

[Shawn is going through a client's bag]
"What are you doing Shawn?"
"Preparing to play 'Hot Cross Buns' on the recorder. What does it look like I'm doing?"
"You can't just go rifling through another man's stuff, Shawn."
"Pretty sure the privacy barrier was broken when you duct-taped his thighs together."
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Post  trickynik on Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:23 am

GoodUsername wrote:LOL THAT IS GREAT.
Two quotes about going through other people's stuff (from "Monk" and "Psych," respectively):

"What are you doing? You can't look through people's mail!"
"I'm not stealing anything. I'm just combing through. I don't want to live in a world where a person can't comb through another person's mail."

[Shawn is going through a client's bag]
"What are you doing Shawn?"
"Preparing to play 'Hot Cross Buns' on the recorder. What does it look like I'm doing?"
"You can't just go rifling through another man's stuff, Shawn."
"Pretty sure the privacy barrier was broken when you duct-taped his thighs together."

Monk and Psych are great, and so are those episodes


Monk is better though Laughing
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Post  GoodUsername on Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:21 am

Well, I've only seen seven or eight episodes of Monk, and I've seen all 79 of Psych, but at this point I'd have to strongly disagree. Razz I relate more to Monk and his hilarious OCD, but Psych is definitely better overall.

Shawn: Roy... May I call you Phil?
Roy: I'd rather you didn't.
Shawn: Fair enough.

Roy: What are you guys, UFO chasers?
Shawn: Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives.
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Post  trickynik on Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:36 am

GoodUsername wrote:Well, I've only seen seven or eight episodes of Monk, and I've seen all 79 of Psych, but at this point I'd have to strongly disagree. Razz I relate more to Monk and his hilarious OCD, but Psych is definitely better overall.

Shawn: Roy... May I call you Phil?
Roy: I'd rather you didn't.
Shawn: Fair enough.

Roy: What are you guys, UFO chasers?
Shawn: Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives.

Monk is certainly way way WAY better then Psych. I found myself laughing at Monk twice as much as Psych. Marina and Jon will probably side with Monk as well. Maybe if you saw more Monk you'd agree Razz

Also great is Human Target season 1. Don't watch season 2, it's awful!
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Post  BobShmob on Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:44 pm

I have to agree with Nik, although this is off topic.
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Post  GoodUsername on Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:50 pm

Clerk: "I'll have to go look through the box."
Shawn: "Box! What do you think the box is? A giant room like in 'Raiders?'"
Gus: "I think it's a box."
Shawn: "Secret catacombs like in 'National Treasure?'"
Gus: "Shame on you for knowing that."
Clerk: "This is where we keep all the old unclaimed stuff from over the years."
Gus: "As I said, a box."
Shawn: "What do you think's inside the box?"
Gus: "Will you calm down?"
Shawn: "I CAN'T MAN THERE'S STUFF IN THERE! All kinds of stuff. Old stuff, shiny stuff, secret stuff - how come you're not as excited as I am?"
Gus: "Because I'm not a raccoon."
Shawn: "You look like a raccoon!"

This conversation is even funnier when watched in the first 40 seconds of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MqfUPuDtSo.
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Post  KillerBunny on Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:26 am

"I'm not destroying the house. It just looks that way to untrained eyes."
"She's an adult. She's fireproof."
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Post  Insanity on Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:24 pm

"Would you like a table"
"NO, I'LL JUST EAT ON THE FLOOR."

"What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?" - Jim Gaffigan

''I wasn't that drunk'' "dude you threw my parrot and screamed ANGRY BIRDS"

Spongebob:"Can you hear me?"
Patrick:"No, it's too dark."

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."

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Post  trickynik on Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:26 pm

Insanity wrote:"Would you like a table"
"NO, I'LL JUST EAT ON THE FLOOR."

"What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?" - Jim Gaffigan

''I wasn't that drunk'' "dude you threw my parrot and screamed ANGRY BIRDS"

Spongebob:"Can you hear me?"
Patrick:"No, it's too dark."

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."

"WARNING: if you see tweets offering free clip of the new Nickelback album DO NOT CLICK. It links to a free clip of the new Nickelback album."

"I'm not watching the big Debate. Instead, I've hired a group of 5th graders to stand in my living room and make fart sounds." - Jeff Davis

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Re: Funny Quotes!

Post  Kris on Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:36 pm

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Shawn? What the heck are you doing here?
Shawn Spencer: I should ask you the same question.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: I work here!
Shawn Spencer: I should ask you a different question.

-Psych


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Post  trickynik on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:02 pm

Kris wrote:Burton 'Gus' Guster: Shawn? What the heck are you doing here?
Shawn Spencer: I should ask you the same question.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: I work here!
Shawn Spencer: I should ask you a different question.

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I believe it's spelled PSYCH. You have lost your right to quote it now
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Post  Kris on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:04 pm

Thats how I spelled it Happy
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Re: Funny Quotes!

Post  trickynik on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:05 pm

Don't make me revoke your talking rights
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Post  Kris on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:06 pm

Nik...you can't do that. Stop this nonsense Mad
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Post  trickynik on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:07 pm

I can do whatever I want, I OWN THIS TOWN!
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Post  Kris on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:08 pm

"A post lost is a post gained" -Bob
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Post  trickynik on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:10 pm

Kris wrote:"A post lost is a post gained" -Bob

Uh what? There is no bob, bro
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Post  Kris on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:11 pm

"Nik, just post some quotes and be done with this argument" - Bob
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Post  trickynik on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:14 pm

Stop with the bob quotes
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Post  Insanity on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:29 pm

trickynik wrote:Stop with the bob quotes
Why? They're hilarious.
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Post  KillerBunny on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:35 pm

What about the project manager?
He slipped on an icy patch.
He was decapitated!
It was a very icy patch.

(From Doctor Who BTW)
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Post  trickynik on Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:24 pm

ugh... Doctor Who? Isn't that the thing with the guy who goes back in time in a phone-booth looking thing? With the bow-tie? ugh...
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Post  Insanity on Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:52 pm

trickynik wrote:ugh... Doctor Who? Isn't that the thing with the guy who goes back in time in a phone-booth looking thing? With the bow-tie? ugh...
You've now lost out on my potential respect for your opinion entirely.


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Post  okohokonu on Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:11 pm

Insanity wrote:On Physics, me: "I curse two dimensional movement."

Quote within a quote within a quote ("BWOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM" <-- also a "quote" <-- also a quote)

Also, ^THIS^.
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