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Post  グリフィン on Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:06 am

"People die when they are killed." -- Some mistranslation for Fate/Stay Night Anime.
"It's lonely to be alone." -- Another mistranslation of some other Japanese Anime.

"Your drill will pierce the heavens!" -- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann!
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry." -- Bill Cosby
" I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by." -- Douglas Adams
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Post  BobShmob on Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:45 am

poetry is what gets lost in translation- Robert Frost
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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:53 am

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. -some one (don't know who)
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Post  Insanity on Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:16 pm

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!" - Eleanor Roosevelt
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:05 pm

" curse you plastic molds men" Exterminator from OVER THE HEDGE
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Post  Insanity on Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:35 pm

YAY OVER THE HEDGE!!!!!!! =D
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:49 pm

when life gives you lemons throw them back and wait for something useful
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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:38 pm

There is no I in team, There is no U either
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:05 pm

there is only 1 i in misery
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Post  Insanity on Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:30 pm

"Fact: Starfish don't have brains... Hmmm I think I know a few starfish"
"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem"
"A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over & going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button"
"Why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened."

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Post  BobShmob on Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:32 pm

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils- Louis Hector Berlioz
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Post  IzNotSpontaneous on Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:47 pm

"A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over & going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button"

- laughslast on Twitter[/quote]Or just put it on the other side of the room so you have to get out of bed to turn it off
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Post  BobShmob on Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:49 pm

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:54 pm

I'm an angel see my angelic horns
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Post  BobShmob on Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:42 pm

I'm sorry, but "doreen never stops yakking" is not legal grounds for divorce.- a funny quote from The New Yorker
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:47 pm

there is no I in team but there is a T and a E and an A and a M
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Post  BobShmob on Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:53 pm

It's like deja vu all over again.- Yogi Berra
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:58 pm

why drink coffee when you have soda?
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Post  BobShmob on Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:59 pm

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:01 pm

"why so serious?" joker
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Post  BobShmob on Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:03 pm

that's isn't very funny...
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:04 pm

(joker found it funny...)
Darwin said we would evolve but I see us getting stupider everyday
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Post  BobShmob on Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:06 pm

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.- Bill Cosby
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Post  CookieMonsterofthe42 on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:53 pm

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Post  BobShmob on Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:50 am

Cleanliness in the cat world is usually a virtue put above godliness- Carl Van Vechten
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